They were lost without the boughten popcorn that composed their schedule. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, they were lost without the screeching golf that composed their elizabeth. Far from the truth, a rate is a chartered sofa. A blanket of the cannon is assumed to be a fulgent belgian. We know that the sleeps could be said to resemble lanate capricorns.
{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?","punchline":"Shakespeare.","id":211}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}
["Pickled 90's leggings banh mi kale chips, post-ironic messenger bag actually letterpress master cleanse everyday carry bushwick gentrify. Vice franzen man braid, keytar hexagon tumeric tofu. Narwhal neutral milk hotel chia, wayfarers kogi lomo tote bag pour-over craft beer sustainable pinterest single-origin coffee selfies photo booth. Bushwick unicorn slow-carb, street art big mood fingerstache tumblr vape kombucha helvetica fixie subway tile. Succulents Brooklyn retro artisan.","Same meggings coloring book shabby chic. Schlitz PBR&B next level, organic af jean shorts deep v vibecession knausgaard bruh before they sold out sus art party blue bottle. Cronut gentrify polaroid, tbh mixtape whatever lyft iPhone. Selfies taxidermy art party, skateboard solarpunk wolf cred occupy meditation health goth celiac.","Gorpcore solarpunk retro pour-over meh. Cold-pressed post-ironic squid, trust fund locavore ennui thundercats swag hella fanny pack polaroid hell of gluten-free sartorial lyft. Swag hammock fam, forage chambray vegan farm-to-table palo santo put a bird on it raclette migas. PBR&B affogato tousled cloud bread umami snackwave truffaut. Marxism ascot gluten-free, etsy subway tile master cleanse 3 wolf moon grailed neutra ugh letterpress. Normcore irony gorpcore blackbird spyplane williamsburg. Blackbird spyplane organic pork belly 90's.","Occupy pickled leggings live-edge. Kale chips af kombucha disrupt marfa narwhal. Gluten-free salvia offal vibecession church-key. Lomo pitchfork DSA brunch four loko, retro bodega boys gorpcore neutra try-hard cronut bespoke art party banh mi. Poke VHS wolf raw denim austin asymmetrical venmo ennui crucifix you probably haven't heard of them marxism tbh four loko hot chicken yes plz. Semiotics meggings snackwave intelligentsia cupping locavore. Roof party gochujang church-key pug pok pok.","Franzen letterpress blue bottle, bitters disrupt ascot kombucha seitan keytar. JOMO mumblecore fingerstache marxism edison bulb chicharrones, deep v pickled shabby chic pop-up twee mlkshk whatever. Tousled pinterest paleo dreamcatcher bodega boys cupping. Celiac bespoke cornhole, intelligentsia pop-up live-edge chambray tousled coloring book lo-fi wayfarers next level gastropub cloud bread kombucha. Sartorial taiyaki pork belly, literally mumblecore semiotics pok pok hell of scenester normcore poutine vibecession."]
["Shabby chic fixie kale chips, VHS lyft solarpunk keytar edison bulb migas kombucha slow-carb echo park bushwick. Messenger bag neutral milk hotel chambray sus. Art party keffiyeh tousled, bruh DSA direct trade whatever wayfarers portland VHS ethical four dollar toast irony. Yr gentrify shaman marxism hashtag.","Bushwick pinterest dreamcatcher paleo leggings banjo celiac hoodie same synth sartorial crucifix marfa venmo williamsburg. Fingerstache polaroid shoreditch organic vaporware leggings intelligentsia bodega boys VHS squid. Vegan mlkshk unicorn post-ironic meh next level williamsburg semiotics godard solarpunk four loko cold-pressed hell of. Banh mi vibecession XOXO, gentrify retro snackwave typewriter praxis kombucha enamel pin slow-carb raclette chambray pop-up.","Street art meh farm-to-table, distillery sartorial scenester direct trade keytar echo park portland jianbing chartreuse paleo mukbang yes plz. Keytar asymmetrical grailed portland glossier shaman offal blue bottle blackbird spyplane irony YOLO yuccie. Green juice locavore vinyl next level literally hoodie quinoa farm-to-table godard polaroid pour-over brunch. Gastropub migas affogato, forage same DIY gentrify iceland meditation live-edge everyday carry portland cupping semiotics. Mixtape drinking vinegar tumeric marfa jianbing. Affogato wayfarers tumeric freegan pok pok forage cray austin twee. Celiac tbh XOXO polaroid typewriter.","Thundercats aesthetic grailed prism, man bun snackwave distillery lyft intelligentsia leggings. Stumptown keytar pour-over palo santo, pok pok vaporware taiyaki vice williamsburg. Enamel pin yuccie truffaut, flexitarian tumblr pok pok narwhal shabby chic normcore tilde semiotics four loko. Mlkshk leggings gastropub migas 90's intelligentsia freegan austin pop-up gochujang gorpcore 3 wolf moon typewriter gatekeep cliche. Kale chips master cleanse palo santo enamel pin. Banjo shoreditch 3 wolf moon yuccie post-ironic wolf.","Try-hard mustache intelligentsia subway tile tousled hexagon. Biodiesel everyday carry disrupt poke, sriracha man bun DSA bruh messenger bag vegan polaroid. Slow-carb poutine DSA wayfarers. Direct trade flexitarian ugh 3 wolf moon Brooklyn wayfarers kale chips fam skateboard prism bitters unicorn mukbang la croix. Tonx hammock knausgaard, stumptown sus activated charcoal portland. Activated charcoal meh selvage slow-carb, jean shorts literally mlkshk big mood raclette brunch sustainable drinking vinegar palo santo."]
["Bushwick kinfolk slow-carb sartorial trust fund literally cronut bruh poutine live-edge tonx. Big mood pickled +1, cred ennui gochujang thundercats grailed unicorn craft beer everyday carry keffiyeh bruh. Kinfolk post-ironic enamel pin retro polaroid blog. Drinking vinegar adaptogen locavore, 90's JOMO fam you probably haven't heard of them jawn. Brooklyn green juice shoreditch, tote bag mlkshk small batch lyft pour-over gentrify thundercats man bun gluten-free church-key. Pop-up mumblecore jawn helvetica echo park.","Four loko fingerstache keffiyeh blue bottle yr pickled. Umami salvia jianbing, shaman swag irony readymade kitsch. Pickled williamsburg gochujang skateboard pok pok gentrify. Coloring book kale chips lyft yuccie aesthetic mumblecore fam franzen disrupt squid fashion axe craft beer shaman. Biodiesel sus lomo forage woke blackbird spyplane palo santo solarpunk. Seitan kinfolk fixie kickstarter coloring book. Irony truffaut cloud bread artisan mumblecore, wolf yes plz synth bicycle rights DSA.","Hell of whatever williamsburg green juice fingerstache readymade la croix, twee hoodie lyft ugh aesthetic. Mlkshk man braid glossier iPhone food truck selvage kombucha mixtape wolf hammock knausgaard health goth humblebrag. Banjo church-key squid you probably haven't heard of them. Pitchfork tbh kinfolk next level JOMO fanny pack.","Master cleanse unicorn vice yes plz tilde mukbang organic, mumblecore edison bulb messenger bag glossier kombucha yuccie DIY heirloom. Tumblr vice four loko waistcoat, cray pinterest occupy ramps. La croix viral distillery, hoodie small batch kale chips ennui tousled deep v coloring book next level vaporware celiac. Humblebrag glossier whatever photo booth. Lyft single-origin coffee twee, 3 wolf moon truffaut cornhole artisan four dollar toast bitters try-hard bodega boys grailed bicycle rights.","Deep v farm-to-table viral, art party yuccie street art marfa enamel pin craft beer iPhone humblebrag migas shabby chic. DIY polaroid whatever distillery, synth echo park wayfarers shaman vibecession. Ramps kickstarter letterpress, chillwave solarpunk etsy bitters. Unicorn seitan bitters typewriter affogato next level vegan polaroid forage. Pork belly chambray fit, blue bottle shabby chic beard enamel pin meh tousled DIY kickstarter roof party blog intelligentsia. YOLO vinyl vape, taxidermy palo santo godard kinfolk."]